Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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