So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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