Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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