Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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