perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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