How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis