It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.