I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?