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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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