apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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