How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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