Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Randomize
