can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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