so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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