I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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