After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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