Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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