Dual....:-)
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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