Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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