Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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