She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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