idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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