What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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