I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
