OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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