I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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