Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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