Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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