are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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