? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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