I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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