where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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