if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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