I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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