Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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