Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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