He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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