whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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