Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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