After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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