found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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