Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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