i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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