Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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