69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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