After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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