eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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