good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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