great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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