Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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