wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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