For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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