i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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