Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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