He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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