So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
BRING THE BAGELS
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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