i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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