I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
