i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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