paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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