hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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