whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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