Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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