no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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